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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:20

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Vandenberg’s Next Mission: SpaceX Rocket Launch on Sunday - Noozhawk
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
No way
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
NBA Finals’ 17 best players ranked for Thunder vs. Pacers series - SBNation.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Write something which is just the opposite of you.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Braves Place Chris Sale On 15-Day IL With Ribcage Fracture - MLB Trade Rumors
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Can adults grow new brain cells? - Live Science
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What was the worst decision you ever did?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Tim McGraw's daughter Gracie McGraw comes out as queer: 'Happy freaking Pride' - USA Today
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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